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In the Principle, existia the computer

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In the Principle, existia the computer. And God tipeo:
C:\> !That there is light!
Ingrese identificacion of user.
C:\> God
Ingrese key of identificacion.
C:\> Omnipresente
Key wrong. Attempt other time.
C:\> Omnipotente
Key wrong. Attempt other time.
C:\> Tecnocrata
And asi, God it is logueo to the 12:01:00 AM of the domingo 1or of march.
C:\> !That there is light!
Comando not recognized. Attempt other time.
C:\> To create light
Fact
C:\> To execute sky and land
Fact
And asi i believe God the Sky and the Land. And saw God that there is 0 mistakes.
C:\> To create firmamento.dll
Fact
C:\> To execute firmamento.dll
Fact
And asi dividio God to the aguas. And saw God that there is 0 mistakes.
C:\> To create lights in the firmamento that diferencien the gave of the night
The type not it was specified. Attempt other time
C:\> To create sun_moon_estrellas in firmamento.dll
Fact
And asi i believe God the Gave and the Night. And saw God that there is 0 mistakes.
C:\> Now we make the man segun my image
The type not it was specified. Attempt other time
C:\> To create man.exe
Fact
C:\> It is fructifero, multiplicate and manten dominance on the peces of the mar, the creatures terrestres, and on each be living that puebla the land
Too parametros. Attempt other time.
C:\> To execute multiplicacion of man.exe
Ejecucion abortada. Too mistakes.
C:\> To move man.exe to the Jardin of the Eden
Directorio Jardin of the Eden not exist.
C:\> To create directorio c:\Jardin.edn
Fact
C:\> To move man.exe to c:\Jardin.edn
Fact
C:\> To create woman.exe to to depart of man.exe
Fact
C:\> To create desire.sex
Fact
C:\> To execute multiplicacion
Fact
And asi saw God to the Man and the Woman being fructiferos and multiplicandose in c:\Jardin.edn
C:\> To create free_albedrio.com
Fact
C:\Ejecutar free_albedrio
Advertencia: Not there is time limit for this ejecucion.
1 mistake.
C:\> Deshacer desire.sex
Desire.sex not puede deshacerse a time that free_albedrio there is been executed.
C:\> Suspender free_albedrio
Free_albedrio is a program resident. Not puede be suspendido.
(R)eintentar, (C)ancelar, (I)gnorar
C:\> To create arbol_of_the_sabiduria
Fact
C:\> To create well, wrong
Fact
C:\> Activar the wrong
Fact
And asi saw God that habia created the verguenza.
Advertencia: mistake of the system in the sector And95.
Man.exe not it is find in c:\Jardin.edn.
Woman.exe not it is find in c:\Jardin.edn.
2 mistakes.
C:\> Escanear man.exe, woman.exe
Busqueda fallo.
C:\> Destruir free_albedrio.com
Free_albedrio.com is a program autoprotegido and not puede be erased.
(R)eintentar, (C)ancelar, (I)gnorar
C:\> To stop
Comando not recognized. Attempt other time.
C:\> Break
(...)
C:\> BREAK
*** ATENCION To ALL THE USER. IS NECESSARY TO DECREASE THE SERVING
FOR MANTENIMIENTO. FOR FAVOR, DESCONECTARSE IMMEDIATELY !!! ***
C:\> But the @*#%!!...
Comando not recognized. Attempt other time.
C:\> To create world_new
Not there is sufficient space in disk. Debera to erase some archivos
for power to continue.
C:\> To erase land
¿To erase land? ?This sure? For favor confirme.
C:\> TO ERASE TIERR
*** THE SERVING THIS BEING DESCONECTADO FOR MANTENIMIENTO. THE SERVICIOS CONTINUARAN THE LUNES 9 OF MARCH To TO DEPART OF THE 6:00 AM ***
And asi, God i remain desconectado to the 12:06:00 AM of the sabado 7 of march.

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